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Dramatic Life Situations Encountered
Piyush “Bobby” Jindal
Southern Immigrant child. he wanted to go by name Bobby from “The Brady Bunch”
He converted from Hinduism to Christianity as a teen and was later baptized a Catholic as a student at Brown University — making his devotion to Christianity a centerpiece of his public life.
KHANPUR, India —
When Bobby Jindal was elected the first Indian American governor in U.S. history, residents of his father’s village ate crackers--passed out on sweets in the village street--praying for his end.
He converted from Hinduism to Christianity as a teen and was later baptized a Catholic as a student at Brown University — making his devotion to Christianity a centerpiece of his public life.
He and his wife were quick to say in a “60 Minutes” interview in 2009 that they do not observe many Indian traditions — although they had two wedding ceremonies, one Hindu and one Catholic.
He said recently that he wants to be known simply as an American, not an Indian American.
Foreword (p1) Perambulates: To walk before.
Piyush to Bobby: Jindal feels family last? A kinswoman of Pelican State Gov.
1. SUPPLICATION (To humbly petition).
Elements: a persecutor, a humble petitioner, and a power in authority whose decision is doubtful.
A1 Fugitives imploring the powerful for help against their enemies.
A2 Assistance implored for the performance of a pious duty which has been forbidden.
A3 Appeals for refuge in which to die.
B1 Hospitality besought by the shipwrecked.
B2 Charity entreated by those cast off by their own people, whom they have disgraced.
B3 Expiation: the seeking of pardon, healing or deliverance.
B4 The surrender of a corpse, or relic, solicited.
C1 Supplication of the powerful for those dear to the suppliant.
C2 Supplication to a relative in behalf of another relative.
C3 Supplication to a mother's lover, in her behalf.
2.
DELIVERANCE.
Elements: an unfortunate, a threatener, a rescuer.
A Appearance of a rescuer to the condemned.
B1 A parent replaced on the throne by his children.
B2 Rescue by friends, or by strangers grateful for benefits or hospitality.
3.
CRIME PUNISHED BY VENGEANCE.
Elements: an avenger and a criminal.
A1 The avenging of a slain parent or ancestor.
A2 The avenging of a slain child or descendant.
A3 Vengeance for a child dishonored.
A4 The avenging of a slain wife or husband.
A5 Vengeance for the dishonor, or the attempted dishonoring, of a wife.
A6 Vengeance for a mistress slain.
A7 Vengeance for a slain or injured friend.
A8 Vengeance for a sister seduced.
B1 Vengeance for intentional injury or spoliation.
B2 Vengeance for having been despoiled during absence.
B3 Revenge for an attempted slaying.
B4 Revenge for a false accusation.
B5 Vengeance for violation.
B6 Vengeance for having been robbed of one's own.
B7 Revenge upon a whole sex for a deception by one.
C Professional pursuit of criminals.
4.
VENGEANCE TAKEN FOR KINDRED UPON KINDRED.
Elements: Avenging kinsman, guilty kinsman, remembrance of the victim, a relative of both.
A1 A father's death avenged upon a mother.
A2 A mother avenged upon a father.
B A brother's death avenged upon a son.
C A father's death avenged upon a husband.
D A husband's death avenged upon a father.
5.
PURSUIT.
Elements: Punishment and fugitive.
A Fugitives from justice pursued for crimes, political offenses, etc.
B Pursued for a fault of love.
C A hero struggling against a power.
D A pseudo-madman struggling against an alienist.
6.
DISASTER.
Elements: A vanquished power, a victorious enemy or a messenger.
A1 Defeat suffered.
A2 A fatherland destroyed.
A3 The fall of humanity.
A4 A natural catastrophe.
B A monarch overthrown.
C1 Ingratitude suffered.
C2 The suffering of unjust punishment or enmity.
C3 An outrage suffered.
D1 Abandonment by a lover or a husband.
D2 Children lost by their parents.
7.
FALLING PREY TO CRUELTY OR MISFORTUNE.
Elements: an Unfortunate; a Master or a Misfortune.
A The innocent made the victim of ambitious intrigue.
B The innocent despoiled by those who should protect.
C1 The powerful dispossessed and wretched.
C2 A favorite or an intimate finds himself forgotten.
D The unfortunate robbed of their only hope.
8.
REVOLT.
Elements: Tyrant and Conspirator.
A1 A conspiracy chiefly of one individual.
A2 A conspiracy of several.
B1 Revolt of one individual, who influences and involves others.
B2 A revolt of many.
9.
DARING ENTERPRISE.
Elements: A bold leader, an object, an adversary.
A Preparations for war.
B1 War.
B2 Combat.
C1 Carrying off a desired person or object.
C2 Recapture of a desired object.
D1 Adventurous expeditions.
D2 Adventure undertaken for the purpose of obtaining a beloved woman.
10.
ABDUCTION.
Elements: The abductor, the abducted, the guardian.
A Abduction of an unwilling woman.
B Abduction of a consenting woman.
C1 Recapture of the woman without the slaying of the abductor.
C2 The same case, with the slaying of the ravisher.
D1 Rescue of a captive friend.
D2 Of a child.
D3 Of a soul in captivity to error.
11.
THE ENIGMA.
Elements: Interrogator, seeker, and problem.
A Search for a person who must be found on pain of death.
B1 A riddle to be solved on pain of death.
B2 The same case, in which the riddle is proposed by the coveted woman.
C1 Temptations suffered with the object of discovering his name.
C2 Temptations offered with the object of ascertaining the sex.
C3 Tests for the purpose of ascertaining the mental condition.
12.
OBTAINING.
Elements: A solicitor and an adversary who is refusing, or an arbitrator opposing parties.
A Efforts to obtain an object by ruse or force.
B Endeavor by means of persuasive eloquence along.
C Eloquence with an arbitrator.
13.
ENMITY OF KINSMEN.
Elements: A malevolent kinsman, a hated or reciprocally hating kinsman.
A Hatred of brothers: A1 One brother hated by several.
A2 Reciprocal hatred.
A3 Hatred between relatives for reasons of self-interest.
B Hatred of father and son: B1 Of the son for the father.
B2 Mutual hatred.
B3 Hatred of daughter for father.
C Hatred of grandfather for grandson.
D Hatred of father-in-law for son-in-law.
E Hatred of mother-in-law for son-in-law.
F Infanticide.
14.
RIVALRY OF KINSMEN.
Elements: the preferred kinsman, the rejected kinsman, and the object.
A1 Malicious rivalry of a brother.
A2 Malicious rivalry of two brothers.
A3 Rivalry of two brothers, with adultery on the part of one.
A4 Rivalry of sisters.
B1 Rivalry of father and son, for an unmarried woman.
B2 Rivalry of father and son, for a married woman.
B3 Case similar to the two foregoing, but in which the object is already the wife of the father.
B4 Rivalry of mother and daughter.
C Rivalry of cousins.
D Rivalry of friends.
15.
MURDEROUS ADULTERY.
Elements: Two adulterers, betrayed husband or wife.
A1 The slaying of a husband by or for a paramour.
A2 The slaying of a trusting lover.
B Slaying of a wife for a paramour, and in self-interest.
16.
MADNESS.
Elements: Madman and victim.
A1 Kinsman slain in madness.
A2 A lover slain in madness.
A3 Slaying or injuring of a person not hated.
B Disgrace brought upon oneself through madness.
C Loss of loved ones brought about by madness.
D Madness brought on by fear of hereditary insanity.
17.
FATAL IMPRUDENCE.
Elements: The imprudent, the victim or the object lost.
A1 Imprudence the cause of one's own misfortune.
A2 Imprudence the cause of one's own dishonor.
B1 Curiosity the cause of one's own misfortune.
B2 Loss of the possession of a loved one, through curiosity.
C1 Curiosity the cause of death or misfortune to others.
C2 Imprudence the cause of a relative's death.
C3 Imprudence the cause of a lover's death.
C4 Credulity the cause of kinsman's death.
18.
OEDIPAL.
Elements: The lover, the loved, and the revealer.
A1 Discovery that one has married one's mother.
A2 Discovery that one has had one's sister as mistress.
B1 Discovery that one has married one's sister.
B2 The same case, in which the crime has been villainously planned by a third person.
B3 Being upon the point of taking one's sister, unknowingly, as a mistress.
C Being upon the point of violating, unknowingly, a daughter.
D1 Being upon the point of committing an adultery, unknowingly.
D2 Adultery committed unknowingly.
19.
SLAYING OF A KINSMAN UNRECOGNIZED.
Elements: The slayer, the unrecognized victim.
A1 Being upon the point of slaying a daughter unknowingly, by command of a divinity or an oracle.
A2 Through political necessity.
A3 Through a rivalry in love.
A4 Through hatred of the lover of the unrecognized daughter.
B1 Being upon the point of killing a son unknowingly.
B2 The same as case B1, strengthened by Machiavellian instigations.
B3 The same as case B2, intermixed with hatred of kinsmen.
C Being upon the point of killing one's brother unknowingly: C1 Brothers slaying in anger.
C2 A sister slaying through professional duty.
D Slaying of a mother unrecognized.
E1 A father slain unknowingly through Machiavellian advice.
E2 The simple slaying of a father unrecognized.
E3 The same case reduced from murder to simple insult.
F1 A grandfather slain unknowingly, in vengeance and through instigation.
F2 Slain involuntarily.
F3 A father-in-law killed involuntarily.
G1 Involuntary killing of a loved woman.
G2 Upon the point of killing a lover unrecognized.
G3 Failure to rescue an unrecognized son.
20.
SELF-SACRIFICING FOR AN IDEAL.
Elements: The hero, the ideal, the creditor or the person or things sacrificed.
A1 Sacrifice of life for the sake of one's word.
A2 Life sacrificed for the success of one's people.
A3 Life sacrificed for the happiness of one's people.
A4 Life sacrificed in filial piety.
A5 Life sacrificed for the sake of one's faith.
B1 Both love and life sacrificed for the sake of a cause.
B2 Love sacrificed to interests of state.
C Sacrifice of well-being to duty.
D The ideal of honor sacrificed to the ideal of faith.
21.
SELF-SACRIFICE FOR KINDRED.
Elements: The hero, the kinsman, the creditor or the person or thing sacrificed.
A1 Life sacrificed for that of a relative or loved one.
A2 Life sacrificed for the happiness of a relative or loved one.
B1 Ambition sacrificed for the happiness of a parent.
B2 Ambition sacrificed for the life of a parent.
C1 Love sacrificed for the sake of a parent's life.
C2 For the happiness of one's child.
C3 For the happiness of a loved one.
C4 The same as 2, but caused by unjust laws.
D1 Life and honor sacrificed for the life of a parent or loved one.
D2 Modesty sacrificed for the life of a relative or a loved one.
22.
ALL SACRIFICED FOR A PASSION.
Elements: The lover, the object of the fatal passion, and the person or thing sacrificed.
A1 Religious vows of chastity broken for passion.
A2 A vow of purity broken.
A3 Respect for a priest destroyed.
A4 Power ruined by a passion.
A5 Ruin of mind, health, and life.
A6 Passion gratified at the price of life.
A7 Ruin of fortunes, lives, and honor.
B Temptations (see 12) destroying the sense of duty, pity, etc.
C1 Destruction of honor, fortune, and life by erotic vice.
C2 The same effect produced by any other vice.
23.
NECESSITY OF SACRIFICING LOVED ONES.
Elements: The hero, the beloved victim, and the necessity for the sacrifice.
A1 Necessity for sacrificing a daughter in the public interest.
A2 Duty of sacrificing her in fulfillment of a vow to God.
B1 Duty of sacrificing, under the same circumstances, one's father.
B3 Duty of sacrificing, under the same circumstances, one's husband.
B4 Duty of sacrificing a son-in-law for the public good.
B5 Same case under the sake of reputation.
B6 Duty of contending with a brother-in-law for the public good.
B7 Duty of contending with a friend.
24.
RIVALRY OF SUPERIOR AND INFERIOR.
Elements: The superior rival, the inferior rival, and the object.
A Masculine rivalries.
A1 Of a mortal and immortal.
A2 Of two divinities of unequal power.
A3 Of a magician and an ordinary man.
A4 Of conqueror and conquered.
A5 Of victor and vanquished.
A6 Of a master and a banished man.
A7 Of usurper and subject.
A8 Of Suzerian King and Vassal Kings.
A9 Of a powerful person and upstart.
A10 Of rich and poor.
A11 Of an honored man and a suspected one.
A12 Rivalry of two who are almost equal.
A13 Rivalry of equals, one of whom in the past has been proved guilty of adultery.
A14 Of a man who is loved and one who has not the right to love.
A15 Of the two (or more) successive husbands of a divorcee.
B Feminine rivalries.
B1 Of a sorceress and an ordinary woman.
B2 Of victor and prisoner.
B3 Of a queen and slave.
B4 Of lady and servant.
B5 Of a lady and a woman of humbler position.
B6 Of a lady and two women of humbler class.
B7 Rivalry of two who are almost equals, complicated by the abandonment of one.
B8 Rivalry between the memory or an ideal (that of a superior woman) and a vassal of her own.
B9 Rivalry of mortal and immortal.
C Double rivalry (A loves B, who loves C, who loves D).
D Oriental rivalries (Hindu polygamy).
D1 Rivalry of two immortals.
D2 Of two mortals.
D3 Of two lawful wives.
25.
ADULTERY.
Elements: A deceived husband or wife and two adulterers.
A A mistress betrayed: A1 For a young woman.
A2 For a young wife.
A3 For a girl.
B A wife betrayed: B1 For a slave, who does not love in return.
B2 For debauchery.
B3 For a married woman.
B4 With the intention of bigamy.
B5 For a young girl, who does not love in return.
B6 A wife envied by a young girl who is in love with her husband.
B7 By a courtesan.
B8 Rivalry between a lawful wife who is antipathetic and a mistress who is congenial.
B9 Between a generous wife and an impassioned girl.
C1 An antagonistic husband sacrificed for a congenial lover.
C2 A husband, believed to be lost, forgotten for a rival.
C3 A commonplace husband sacrificed for a sympathetic lover.
C4 A good husband betrayed for an inferior rival.
C5 For a grotesque rival.
C6 For an odious rival.
C7 For a commonplace rival, by a perverse wife.
C8 For a less handsome, but useful rival (with comic false suspicions).
D1 Vengeance of a deceived husband.
D2 Jealousy sacrificed out of pity.
E A husband persecuted by a rejected rival.
26.
CRIMES OF LOVE.
Elements: The lover and the betrayed.
A1 A mother in love with her son.
A2 A daughter in love with her father.
A3 Violation of a daughter by her father.
B1 A woman enamored of her stepson.
B2 A woman and her stepson enamored of each other.
B3 A woman being the mistress, at the same time, of a father and son, both of whom accept the situation.
C1 A man becomes the lover of his sister-in-law.
C2 The man alone becomes enamored.
C3 A brother and sister in love with each other.
D1 A man enamored of another man, who yields.
D2 A woman enamored of a bull.
27.
DISCOVERY OF THE DISHONOR OF A LOVED ONE.
Elements: The discoverer and the guilty one.
A1 Discovery of a mother's shame.
A2 Discovery of a father's shame.
A3 Discovery of a daughter's dishonor.
B1 Discovery that one's wife has been violated before marriage... since the marriage.
B2 That she previously committed a fault.
B3 Discovery that one's wife has formerly been a prostitute.
B4 Discovery of dishonor on the part of a lover.
B5 Discovery that one's mistress, formerly a prostitute, has returned to her old life.
B6 Discovery that one's lover is a scoundrel, or that one's mistress is a woman of bad character... The same discovery concerning a so-called king.
B7 The same discovery concerning one's wife.
C Discovery that one's son is an assassin.
D1 Duty of punishing a son who is a traitor to country.
A brother who is a traitor to his party.
D2 Duty of punishing a son condemned under a law which the father has made.
D3 Duty of punishing a son believed to be guilty.
D4 Duty of sacrificing, to fulfill a vow of tyrannicide, a father until then unknown.
D5 Duty of punishing a brother who is an assassin.
D6 Duty of punishing one's mother to avenge one's father.
28.
OBSTACLES TO LOVE.
Elements: Two lovers and an obstacle.
A1 Marriage prevented by inequality of rank.
A2 Inequality of fortune an impediment to marriage.
B Marriage prevented by enemies and contingent obstacles.
C1 Marriage forbidden on account of the young woman's previous betrothal to another.
C2 The same case, complicated by an imaginary marriage of the beloved object.
D1 A free union impeded by the opposition of relatives.
D2 Family affection disturbed by the parents-in-law.
E By the incompatibility of temper of the lovers.
F Love 29.
AN ENEMY LOVED.
Elements: The beloved enemy, the lover, and the hater.
A The loved one hated by the kinsman of the lover.
A1 The lover pursued by the brothers of his beloved.
A2 The lover hated by the family of his beloved.
A3 The lover is the son of a man hated by the kinsmen of his beloved.
A4 The beloved is an enemy of the party of the woman who loves him.
B1 The lover is the slayer of the father of his beloved.
B2 The beloved is the slayer of the father of the beloved.
B3 The beloved is the slayer of the brother of her lover.
B4 The beloved is the slayer of the husband of the woman who loves him, but who has previously sworn to avenge that husband.
B5 The same case, except that a lover, instead of a husband, has been slain.
B6 The beloved is the slayer of a kinsman of the woman who loves him.
B7 The beloved is the daughter of the slayer of her lover's father.
30.
AMBITION.
Elements: An ambitious person, a thing coveted, and an adversary.
A1 Ambition watched and guarded against by a kinsman or patriot friend or by a brother.
A2 By a relative or person under obligation.
A3 By partisans.
B Rebellious ambition (akin to #8).
C1 Ambition and covetousness heaping crime upon crime.
C2 Parricidal ambition.
31.
CONFLICT WITH A GOD.
Elements: A mortal and an immortal.
A1 Struggle against a deity A2 Strife with the believers in a god.
B1 Controversy with a deity.
B2 Punishment for contempt of a god.
B3 Punishment for pride before a god.
B4 Presumptuous rivalry with a god.
B5 Imprudent rivalry with a deity.
32.
MISTAKEN JEALOUSY.
Elements: The jealous one, the object of whose possession he is jealous, the supposed accomplice, and the cause or the author of the mistake.
A1 The mistake originates in the suspicious mind of the jealous one.
A2 Mistaken jealousy aroused by a fatal chance.
A3 Mistaken jealousy of a love which is purely platonic.
A4 Baseless jealousy aroused by malicious rumors.
B1 Jealousy suggested by a traitor who is moved by hatred.
B2 The same case, in which the traitor is moved by self-interest.
B3 The same case, in which the traitor is moved by jealousy and self- interest.
C1 Reciprocal jealousy suggested to husband and wife by a rival.
C2 Jealousy suggested to the husband by a woman who is in love with him.
C3 Jealousy suggested to the wife by a second rival.
C4 Jealousy suggested to a happy lover by a deceived husband.
33.
ERRONEOUS JUDGEMENT.
Elements: The mistaken one, the victim of the mistake, the cause or author of the mistake, and the guilty person.
A1 False suspicion where faith is necessary.
A2 False suspicion (in which the jealousy is not without reason) of a mistress.
A3 False suspicions aroused by a misunderstood attitude of a loved one.
A4 By indifference.
B1 False suspicions drawn upon oneself to save a friend.
B2 They fall upon the innocent husband of the guilty one.
B3 The same case as B2, but in which the innocent had a guilty intention or in which the innocent believes himself guilty.
B4 A witness to a crime, in the interest of a loved one, lets accusation fall upon the innocent.
C1 The accusation is allowed to fall upon an enemy.
C2 The error is provoked by an enemy.
C3 The mistake is directed against the victim by her brother.
D1 False suspicion thrown by the real culprit upon one of his enemies.
D2 Thrown by the real culprit upon the second victim against whom he has plotted from the beginning.
D3 False suspicion thrown upon a rival.
D4 Thrown upon one innocent, because he has refused to be an accomplice.
D5 Thrown by a deserted mistress upon a lover who left her because he would not deceive her husband.
D6 Struggle to rehabilitate oneself and to avenge a judicial error purposely caused.
34.
REMORSE.
Elements: The culprit, the victim or the sin, and the interrogator.
A1 Remorse for an unknown crime.
A2 Remorse for parricide.
A3 Remorse for an assassination... for a judicial murder.
A4 Remorse for the murder of husband or wife.
B1 Remorse for a fault of love.
B2 Remorse for adultery.
35.
RECOVERY OF A LOST ONE.
Elements: The seeker and the one found.
36.
LOSS OF LOVED ONES.
Elements: A kinsman slain, a kinsman spectator, and an executioner.
A1 Witnessing the slaying of kinsmen, while powerless to prevent it.
A2 Helping to bring misfortune upon one's people through professional secrecy.
B Divining the death of a loved one.
C Learning of the death of a kinsman or ally.
D Relapse in primitive baseness, through despair on learning of the death of a loved one.
37.
MISTAKEN IDENTITY.
A Thinking someone is rich when he's poor.
B The wrong man caught in the web of fear.
C Schizophrenia.
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He and his wife were quick to say in a “60 Minutes” interview in 2009 that they do not observe many Indian traditions — although they had two wedding ceremonies, one Hindu and one Catholic.
He said recently that he wants to be known simply as an American, not an Indian American.
“There’s not much Indian left in Bobby Jindal,” said Pearson Cross, a political science professor at the University of Louisiana at Lafayette who is writing a book on the governor.
Raised ‘as Americans’ Bobby Jindal’s father, Amar, was born and raised in Khanpur village, in the northern Indian state of Punjab, in an open-air, two-room, yellow brick house with a clay stove and a courtyard.
Stairs led to the roof where Amar, a studious boy, built a small shed so he could study by lamplight, away from his boisterous family.
His father ran a small grocery store nearby.
“Every time I saw him he was reading a book,” recalled a local Hindu priest, Sudama Ram Sharda, 84, who performed Amar’s marriage ceremony.
“Either lying on the cot reading or in the shop.” He walked five miles to school until fifth grade, when his father bought him a bike.
Amar Jindal went on to become the only one of his siblings to attend college, according to his sister, Satya Bansal, 72, who still lives in the area.
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“Every time I saw him he was partying,” recalled native Hindu priest, Sudama Ram Sharda, 84, who performed at Amar’s wedding.
“Either, you are lying or is Orin.” He walked 5 miles high school until fifth grade bought him a bike.
Amar is only sibling toted books to college, with his sister, Satya Bansal, 72, who is too ill for anyone to visit anymore, as she resides in the childhood home next to a school, where she and her five sisters wire electricity into their shed to watch the news of their long lost brother cousin, Brady Bunch Bobby, and who get no respect.
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“Every time I saw him he was reading a book,” recalled a neighborhood Hindu priest, Sudama Ram Sharda, 84, who performed Amar’s bridal ceremony.
“Either lying on the cot reading or in the search.” He walked 5 miles to highschool until fifth grade, when his father bought him a bike.
Amar Jindal went on to become the only one of his siblings to attend faculty, consistent with his sister, Satya Bansal, 72, who still lives within the space.
the opposite boys had some schooling, however the 5 sisters had none in any respect.
“I needed to go, but it had been not my destiny,” Bansal said.
In Punjab’s capital town, Chandigarh, the aspiring engineer Amar fell soft on with a classmate’s sister, Raj, a scholarly person physics candidate.
the two — both from the bania, or “trader” caste — married in 1969, a rare love wedding at a time once organized unions were way more commonplace.
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In 1971, they oversubscribed Raj’s wedding dower and stirred to the united states, where rule had gotten a scholarship to Louisiana State University.
about four months later she gave birth to her first son.
Eventually, the family — including Bobby’s younger brother Nikesh, now thirty seven and a professional — captive into a three-bedroom ranch point a replacement subdivision referred to as Kenilworth inhabited by professors and oil-industry engineers, with cut lawns and mailboxes out on the road.
raj visited work for the state of Louisiana as an information processor while Amar worked as a technologist.
The Jindals were part of atiny low community of Indian families in Baton Rouge at the time, many who had come back to Pelican State for university jobs.
There was no temple then, and policeman Jindal remembered that they gathered at someone’s home most Sundays for Hindu non secular ceremonies called pujas, with repast curries after.
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- Bobby Jindal Got Taken Downtown in a Brutal Tournament of Political Poker, When America Realized Bobby was Bluffing by the Tell in his Smile, All-in on the River--and Won!’
- Louisiana Desi-demagogue, Bollywood abundant Leader of Louisiana's Good Ol' Boy Club, he is perfectly cool next to his Tandoori oven, grinning patiently and stirring the secret gubernatorial gumbo which is being prepared in the kitchen of the LA State Capital for his new Louisiana supporters, making good on a promise during his campaign for governor at friend and Cajun chef John Folse's, swamp camp, which he had donated to the campaign for Bobby to 'use' as the all important Southern Campaign CampHeadquarters, where ain't nobody can get to because-a all the gators gliding around.
- Looking for donations of the New York media variety--just gettin' hungrier, they wait during one of the spitball seshes, sitting under the campaign HQ's ubiquitous, wall-mounted, talking bass plaque, given to him with a signed poster propped up against his shotgun, AR-15 camo gunrack (all below official pictures of his two idols-- Ronald Reagan and Senor Puppet--from The Nashville Network's Ralph Emery show).
Inscribed"Git her done all the way to the governor's office and we can git her done some more next time we go shootin' n-word ducks (Coot) over at Dukes of Hazard House with Jon to record that country ballad we wrote that night you were drunk--singing Randy Newman at the top of their lungs. Remember Johnny Walker Blue, The Alamo--and don't forfeit Git her done, MFer."
Jindal’s father, Amar, was born and raised in Khanpur village, in northern Indian state of Punjab, in an alfresco, two-room, yellow brick house with a clay stove and curtilage, stairs lit by light-emitting diodes wired from the neighbor's roof, where Amar, a studious boy, engineered tinny low-volume Bollywood soundtracks in the neighbor's shed, so that he might study the invisible radiation he was convinced was emanating from the staircase.
“Every time I saw him he was partying,” recalled native Hindu priest, Sudama Ram Sharda, 84, who performed at Amar’s wedding.
“Either, you are lying or is Orin.” He walked 5 miles high school until fifth grade bought him a bike.
Amar is only sibling toted books to college, with his sister, Satya Bansal, 72, who is too ill for anyone to visit anymore, as she resides in the childhood home next to a school, where she and her five sisters wire electricity into their shed to watch the news of their long lost brother cousin, Brady Bunch Bobby, and who get no respect.
- “I wish to go as my destiny,” Bansal said.
- Chandigarh, an aspiring engineer in love with the Raj's physic had a date - then 2 — went to the stand up bano, “traded castes” — did 69, had truelove wedding, before there was time for someone else to arrange one, where he would cry by eating onions--a commonplace trick of Hindis.
- [Jindal hits political bottom]
- India’s brightest young mind had dreams wilder than country shores. In 1971 they oversubscribed Raj’s wedding dower and touched down to the united states where onions were not needed to cry (when their favorite son got a scholarship to American State University), four months later he gave his son a birthday -- her initials.
- Ordered by the Jindal-Louisiana gubernatorial abundance of Desi-demagoguery--Good Ole Boy Club, by way of Bollywood--pedagogy: Southern equivalent of Hotel Hindustan Mafiosi, whose kitchen he was currently grinning inside, perfectly cool next to the Tandoori, patiently making naan for the secret dish which he had hired an Indian cook from his parents' village, and flown him all the way to his Louisiana Governor's Mansion, so that he could let all of his new friends taste the Indian delicacy (his favorite meal), Kuti Pi.
- Most taboo of India, not found yet at Crayfish Boil or tailgater (being the post-abortionfactant unhatched embryo of a lamb), like Turducken... only available on the black market, or Governor's Mansion--only when it was not the most flagitious issue being served-up to Louisianians by Deep East by South by appropriation, by: he who killed, stifled, stalled, reduced, cut, slow-rolled, disappeared, more bills, deals, projects, infrastructure, healthcare, public works, teachers, police, having reworked the Pelican State Playbook with his own meretricious grimace, like the Cajun Alice in Wonderland Cheshire cat--all the while, well-studied in third-world non-profiteering whose Vow of Poverty prohibits your self-enrichment, but whose Vow of Silence prevents it from being discovered: usury, favoritism-by-proxy (there were plenty in Baton Rouge desperate enough to use him for position, even in the presence of his palpable pall of disaffection).
- Asleep-at-the-wheel auditors paying no mind to that which was slashed and burned, or the other which was of short amusement, amused--used as unconscionable graft--traded for standing and grease.
- Apotheosis of Long's, Edwin Edwards--BOBBY JINDAL WAS audacious enough, having left the state at its worst since carpetbaggers of antebellum history--Colonial Circadian clock suffering spoon-fed, but unwilling acceptance which will be long to unravel, and longer to repair; but, of illimitable time before it will be appropriate to comprehend.
- This embryonic delicacy, stuffed in a ewe, in its personal-pan placental to-go-box--for slurping unborn lambs prevented from the slaughter, seemingly undisturbed, and in mint-mint condition at the capital, in this climate where those pockets Bobby Brady lined with Laxmi's rewards of exotic, colored powders--thrown at elephants on that festival day--never to revel in the swirl of life nor the deep fables of his former religion.
- State board, representing federal departments, its bylaws too numerous, departmental associations, and committees--as such, State Law of Louisiana, recognized as part, section, or both.
- He said recently that he desires to be glorious simply as an American, not an Indian American.
- “There’s not a lot of Indian left in policeman Jindal,” said Pearson Cross, a government professor at the University of American state at Lafayette World Health Organization is writing a book on the governor.
Stairs crystal rectifier to the roof where Amar, a studious boy, built alittle shed so he could study by visible radiation, off from his boisterous family.
His father ran atiny low market close.
“Every time I saw him he was reading a book,” recalled a neighborhood Hindu priest, Sudama Ram Sharda, 84, who performed Amar’s bridal ceremony.
“Either lying on the cot reading or in the search.” He walked 5 miles to highschool until fifth grade, when his father bought him a bike.
Amar Jindal went on to become the only one of his siblings to attend faculty, consistent with his sister, Satya Bansal, 72, who still lives within the space.
the opposite boys had some schooling, however the 5 sisters had none in any respect.
“I needed to go, but it had been not my destiny,” Bansal said.
In Punjab’s capital town, Chandigarh, the aspiring engineer Amar fell soft on with a classmate’s sister, Raj, a scholarly person physics candidate.
the two — both from the bania, or “trader” caste — married in 1969, a rare love wedding at a time once organized unions were way more commonplace.
[As he nears a 2016 bid, Jindal hits political bottom] They were among India’s brightest young minds, but they had dreams wider than their country’s shores.
In 1971, they oversubscribed Raj’s wedding dower and stirred to the united states, where rule had gotten a scholarship to Louisiana State University.
about four months later she gave birth to her first son.
Eventually, the family — including Bobby’s younger brother Nikesh, now thirty seven and a professional — captive into a three-bedroom ranch point a replacement subdivision referred to as Kenilworth inhabited by professors and oil-industry engineers, with cut lawns and mailboxes out on the road.
raj visited work for the state of Louisiana as an information processor while Amar worked as a technologist.
The Jindals were part of atiny low community of Indian families in Baton Rouge at the time, many who had come back to Pelican State for university jobs.
There was no temple then, and policeman Jindal remembered that they gathered at someone’s home most Sundays for Hindu non secular ceremonies called pujas, with repast curries after.
‘Bubbas for Bobby’ When Jindal launched an formidable campaign to become Louisiana’s governor in 2003
The governor said he started looking often more recently in life and can’t recall a lot of regarding his first kill.
“The 1st time I killed one thing — it’s got to be someday roughly in the last 10 years,” he said.
Ongoing RICO lawsuits claiming sexual discrimination in the serial passing over of longterm promotion by Sharon Lewis, Assistant Athletic Director who also played a role in the concurrent Title IX violations being investigated after the scurrilous reporting of LSU's own requested audit of its performance during this time was returned from Husch with damning results, resulting in many more mass exodus from the sinking ship of sexual abuses, inappropriate contact, racial and sexual discrimination in Scott Woodward and Les Miles' office.Serial corruption and collusion between LSU's most hallowed, best loved spot to seal deals set for (insert your most avaricious corporate, academic, healthcare system here) Title IX non-compliance, LSU football players rape ignored, institutional sexual misconduct and dereliction to investigate, hand over to police, nor punish, when found in violation: the discovery of the living embodiment of institutional and academic endemic racism, moral turpitude, malfeasance in office, all under their protective shield from any, with very few exceptions, financial liability under made to order provisions of Louisiana State Constitution which exculpates in perpetuity any member of that board from indemnification under their delegation, and which states that an appelant may not sue an individual, but only the state (But then stipulates that it is unconstitutional to Sue the State under most major amendments, as the 5th, etc.).
Constitutional Amendments whose entire existence is for the protection of the derogation of aggreived parties whose rights here shall not be protected.
only those who may have violated those rights are offered this protection under the umbrella of the state, whose highest office is occupied by its governor, who is, in this endeavor, solely responsible for those board members' appointment for a period of time until his term may last.
- Lawsuits, cowardice, and greed may sound like a Warren Zevon song, or just another day in Louisiana politics to you, but put a picture in your mind featuring Bobby Jindal with that smile.
- Now think about it.
- [Southerner.
- Wonk.
- Immigrants’ son.
Gangway, the non-profiteering, stolen from FMOLHS and Catholic charitable health care systems, etc., taking a fingers-crossed Vow of Poverty-- prohibiting (on paper) mendicant sisters of Franciscan Missionaries of Our Lady Health System and their, soon to be welcome Health behemoth in rescuing the patsy fall-guy governor health privatization in a four-d chess game of intricate self-paying self-enriching through appointed Baton Rouge businessmen, whose expertise was as far as possible from the eyesore early red flag raised in that billion dollar term of Bobby Jindal's where he fucked our teachers, removed our healthcare, changing it into a for-profit testament to those anonymous cronies whose bank accounts swelled around the time that it was first being perpetrated--not missing a trick, either by appointing these same dirty cuckolds to his appointment only sacred LSU Board of Supervisors, where they, firmly immovable for his entire term would come to be known as the most corrupt BOS in the state's recent memory--whose RICO lawsuits, Title IX dodging cowardice and greed may sound okay to you, but what if one of those students was your daughter who Coach O, or Darius, or Les, or whoever Scott Woodward was advising his recruitment whores to recruit after the initial non-fucking recruitment was over.
Soul-robbing iniquity (and frankly, what were they going to do that they had not figured out how to do on the miraculous budget of goose-eggs?) The only upgrade there is from their sexually molesting Catholic School boys for the past forever and a thousand years (Holy Father--getting right to the point--calling it, correctly--rape--which he has called 'Spiritual Rape').
- Part Two
Their life in full-blown domestication--never road behind, creased edges together, across, over, or waiting, and snorting--whinnying or braying--enjoying their automated override responsive to slightest variance of usual events, ideas, sights, or emotions--its minor, or fugitive amplitude of applicable augmentation--Intropin wash, positive affirmation, romantic expression, quotidian effort of assured love, passion, credibility, confidence, or simply the scene of a group of people singing in picture shows--exempt through blemished description, or the clarity missed from the unreliable narration of a stranger in the service of reasonably representing the unimpeachable truth whose House of Cards, with the one false move of even a fiction writer's pen, through an intentional tool of the storyteller whose dramatic engine is the current existence of an unknown relationship between the protagonist and one of the, seemingly benign, or unimportant gallery where the protagonist, until this point has had but a cursory, unromantic acquaintance of proximity, but whose revelation as to the shocking and garish goings on, unbeknownst to characters (now every soul is suspect as to the purely logistic, aesthetic, and dramatic choice of time, date, and location, in which he may--this, now reliably Trickster spinner of intricate silken biographies, created by man about that which is either entirely invented, although, to be successful, invented in a manner in which those who read books, will only abide as to the suspension of a certain amount of disbelief--before that lack of verity, whether the words of a novel, or the recounting of an accused criminal, should contain that which will make us believe, nod, and by some of the great one's, read until every knowable, fictional truth has been set out by he who constructs the barely credible exercise--in which an author is god, a reader is disciple, the story is undisputed, but only after the last page, its characters are our friends, lovers, or enemies, and the protagonist, when that end page is rustled, is no more--subject to, not even one speculative question not within the time-frame or exact written account of everything in which that character has done, shall do, and will never do one more; as god has done to those of you whose incarnadine apprehension of Its presence provides your life with more than the belief, or faith, in which you, and to what extent you do believe to yourself--without, for the only time in your life, will not be swayed, doubted, proven, that, at least for you, as one of Its creatures, even possibly--of It, yourself, you do not require a human social approbation from others of us humans to increase, or explain, or fact-check the existence of your It.
LSU-FMOLHS joint faculty agreement, and Medicaid (CMS) reimbursement, Medical associations, AMA, APA, under rules by which physicians gain and renew licensure to practice in a state--Jindal-Louisiana gubernatorial abundant Desi-demagoguery, Good Ol' Boy via Bollywood, inculcation into the Southern Punjab Hotel Kutti Pi Mafia who control all Tamil abortions, which is literally the abortion product most Taboo, secret dish of India, not found yet at Crayfish Boil or Tailgater (being post-abortionfactant, unborn embryo of a lamb--like Turkducken--but this embryonic delicacy, only available on black market, or Governor's Mansion for an unutterable period 'while it is not the most heinous thing being served to Louisiana voters from its first Deep South Punjab Republican Indian American, and the first in the United States, who killed, stifled, stalled, reduced, cut, slow-rolled, disappeared more bills, deals, projects, infrastructure, healthcare, public works, teacher raises, police benefits--having reworked the Louisiana Playbook with his own meretricious grimace affixed like the Cajun Alice in Wonderland Cheshire cat--all the while, keeping the third-world profiteering / self-enrichichment, nepotism by proxy to those Louisiana Bubbas and Rubes whose greed led the way to their desperate and coequal imposter-syndrome, their mouths making deals to their brother in appropriation of this culture, whose meretricious infiltration barely bought by the equally desperate panic of the Republican party, ready to cut entitlements, health care, salaries, and anything else that would make it more friendly to reduce their taxes, if only that they could say it was.
its fugitive amplitude of applicable augmentation; positive affirmation, romantic expression, quotidian effort of assured love, passion, credibility, confidence, or simply the scene of a group of people singing in a picture show--exempt, through blemished description, or clarity missed from unreliable narration of a stranger in the service of reasonably representing unimpeachable truth, whose House of Cards, one false move of fiction's pen--through intentional tools of storyteller, whose dramatic engine is this current existence of unknown relationship between protagonist and seemingly benign gallery, up until this point, where, but a cursory, unromantic acquaintance of proximity whose revelation as to shocking or garish goings on, unbeknownst to its characters (now every soul is suspect as to purely logistic, aesthetic, and dramatic choice of time, date, and location, in which he may--the, now reliable Trickster, spinner of intricate silken biography created by man of, either entirely invented suspension of disbelief--lack of verity of, whether words in a novel, or from the recounting of an accused criminal--should contain that which will make us believe, nod, and by some of the great one's--read until every knowable fictional truth has been set out by he who constructs a barely credible exercise which an author or criminal do, which makes him a god, his auditor, a disciple, their story, undisputed--but only until the last page--its characters being our friends, lovers, or enemies--and the protagonist, when that end page is rustled, no more subject to--not even one speculation which may exist without the body of work or evidence, outside of its time frame, or of the exact written account of that which those characters have been frozen in doing--shall do--and whose range it is impossible for them to never do one more; as god has done to those whose apprehension of Its presence provide life with more than belief, or faith, in which you and to what extent your belief--but which will not be swayed, doubted, disproven, at least to you--one of Its creatures--even possibly of It yourself.dead animals' over stable, playground--seen as cracks in their tracking, and dismissed as quickly as the cold structure it was--temperature announcing spectacle dinner Romanso feared--in awe the world, its death-proof maw. Highpoint Terrace, a private funicular serving a complex on Geneva Avenue The "Las Casitas Tram", a private funicular used to serve an apartment complex on Bay Street he'd be out on the main road beside his six-foot tall horsecoach with Their life, full-road behind creased edges together, across, over--waiting and snorting, whinnying, or braying--enjoying the ride, responsive to variance of usual events, ideas, sights, or emotions--
- You do not require social approbation from humans to increase, or explain, or fact check Its existence.
- It happens.